"...Why do you, the strongest hero, protect humanity without receiving a single penny? Don't all other heroes get enormous salaries?" "*Sob!* Mr. Smile, how can you keep smiling at citizens even when surrounded by so many villains...?" *Grin—* "Well, that's because I'm a 'hero.'" . . ...That's a lie. The truth is, I never had the slightest desire to be a hero. [Ability: Ignore any damage. You are the strongest hero.] [Penalty: Un-heroic behavior is strictly prohibited. Until conditions are met, retirement is impossible.] ...If only it weren't for that damn status window.